I enjoy creating unique types of BDSM Furniture such as Queening Chairs, Face Sitting Stools, Spanking Horses, Discipline Implements, Fetish Clothing, Hotwife Jewelry, etc. and have written numerous Fetish Books about my life, experiences and philosophy. If you have any questions about any items in my shop, please feel free to message me.  :)                

 I am a semi-misanthropic hermit who creates BDSM furniture, implements, clothing, jewelry & lotions. I've written multiple books about my exploits, if you care to slog slowly through a myriad of my myopic slaggish musings. I am a Pro-Sarcastic Snarkatrix, Vocabularyistic Savantatrix & I know about your lingering lascivious licentious cuntalingus cunnilingual carnal lust you rapscallion reprobates. Oh, by the way, I'm probably...not wearing pants.  :)

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